Maybe if I concentrate hard enough he'll be able to open the plastic ketchup bottle he's been struggling with for the last 15 minutes...

Hey...You should get a refund on that terrible towel, they left off the word "Towel"...

Sucker!

Can you help a fella out?

Hey Nick...I think that guy sitting behind us is evil; did you see his eyes?

Hey Troy, take my picture...David Lightowler...

I can't reach Cowher on my cell phone, he must already be at the game...

CHEESE!!!